A recorded video reading
Ten to fifteen minutes — long enough to say everything that matters, short enough to actually rewatch. I look into the camera, not at notes. You hear what I see.
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Begin.
One reading. Within a week. Yours, kept.
One price. One offering. No tiers, no upsells, no "starting at." What you pay for is attention you can't get for $77 anywhere else.
Ten to fifteen minutes — long enough to say everything that matters, short enough to actually rewatch. I look into the camera, not at notes. You hear what I see.
A page in my hand, photographed. The cards I pulled, what they mean, and the read in plain language so you can return to the words without having to scrub a video.
Not a hold. The seven-day window is buffer for life. I read every question as soon as I can; most readings land in two or three days. When I sit down to draw, I'm present.
Every reading lives in your private portal. Return to it when meaning shifts — and meaning shifts. The thing you couldn't hear in April lands in October.
Every member sees a different card each day on their portal home, drawn for them by name and date. A small thing — but a real one. The deck isn't just for the reading.
If the reading didn't land, tell me. I read every note. I listen. Refunds are handled as an act of care, not as a transaction policy. Trust that I'll act in good faith.

Most readings vanish the second the call ends. You're left with a vague memory and whatever you scribbled on a napkin. The reading I deliver is yours to return to, year after year. The thing that didn't make sense in spring lands in fall.
That's what $77 actually pays for. Not the hour I spent on it. The years you'll spend with it.
For comparable practice. (I checked.)
What
Most readers
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Format
Live phone or video call, scheduled weeks out
Recorded video — watch when you have quiet
Length
60 minutes of fillers and "let me see another card"
10–15 minutes of what actually matters
Keeps?
A note you might take, gone in a week
Forever in your private archive — return any time
Pace
Pulled while you wait, on the clock
Up to a week — read as soon as I can
Price
$200 – $500 for a comparable practice
$77
I keep one price because I want this to be possible for everyone who needs it.
* Comparable-practice pricing surveyed across eight independent psychic readers, May 2026.
I read your question as soon as I can, hold space for what comes, and tell you what I see in plain language. Within a week — usually sooner — it's yours.
$77
One price. One reading. Yours, kept.
What if it doesn't land?
Tell me. I read every note that comes back. If something missed, I'll often re-record. If we both agree the reading didn't serve you, I refund — quietly, no friction. I don't ask you to defend the decision.
How long does it take?
Within a week — usually sooner. The seven-day window is buffer for life. I read every question as soon as I can; most land in two or three days. When I sit down to draw, I'm present.
Will I have to re-pay to revisit?
No. Your reading lives in your private archive forever. There is no monthly fee, no expiration, no "upgrade to keep your archive." Pay once, return as many times as you need.
More? The full FAQ covers what I won't do, what consent means here, and the longer story.
Send me your question.
I'll read it as soon as I can. Within a week, it's in your archive.